I am GOD
Wow, it's a horse.What's My Name Bitch?!!Yep, another horse.

Haha! Sucker! Send me like a dollar to get your Cheesy Check Adult ID. I accept most credit cards, money orders and social security numbers.

This Web site contains content that may be offensive to some viewers (most of you). To protect our users from viewing adult-oriented material without their consent, you are required to read and agree to the following statements before continuing.

Adult Consent Verification
This site contains sexually explicit material (myself, ofcourse), which may be offensive to some audiences (you). By entering this site you declare, under penalty of perjury, that you are at least 18 years old, and are not offended by sexually explicit material and are legally able to download such items according to the laws by which you are governed.

Under the penalty of perjury, by choosing to ENTER I declare that:

  1. I am an adult, 18 years of age or older.
  2. I am requesting and agree to view sexually explicit material for my personal use in my private home or office (Do I make you horny baby?! Do I? Do I make you randy?!).
  3. I personally and without coercion will make selections of such material and these images and products without violating the community standards of the area in which I live (Not valid in Ethiopia and Ontario).
  4. I will not exhibit these images to minors or anyone else who might be offended by them.


Thank you for choosing Phyter's Path To The Darkside. May the Force be with you, beotch.